Gnome Aficionados Gifts

The one that got away, 'It was this big.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

'I think I missed that episode.'

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

Better Gnomes.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Spring cleaning.

My first dead gnome!

"I've always been a gnome body."

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

'One or the other, maybe, but I can't make them BOTH lose!'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

That's great, Michelangelo, but the Pope really just wants some gnomes.

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn