Gnome Aficionados Prints

The one that got away, 'It was this big.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"I've always been a gnome body."

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

Spring cleaning.

My first dead gnome!

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

'One or the other, maybe, but I can't make them BOTH lose!'

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

"I like your garden humans"