Gnome Collectors Gifts

"Genome, Henderson! We're working on the human genome!"

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

Snow globe

Better Gnomes.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'I think I missed that episode.'

Snow globe vaccine

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"Maybe the universe is like one of those snow globes the God shakes every once in awhile just to amuse himself."

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Snow again, today...'

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

4 seasons globe

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

My first dead gnome!

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'