Gnome Gatherer Gifts

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Rose Toast

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Watering the garden gnome

Grocery Shopping

Balding gnomes

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"I've always been a gnome body."

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

Spring cleaning.

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

My first dead gnome!