Gnome Gatherer Gifts

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Rose Toast

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Balding gnomes

Grocery Shopping

Watering the garden gnome

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'I think I missed that episode.'

Better Gnomes.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

My first dead gnome!

That's great, Michelangelo, but the Pope really just wants some gnomes.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

"I've always been a gnome body."