Gizmo Gatherer Gifts

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Barbecue

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

We're having a dinner party.

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Reporters growing on a tree.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Do you look in the mirror after you wash?'

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

"Either Chuckles lost weight or we jammed way too much helium into those balloons."

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

look dear... I bought two farmers

"I know we want our garden to be insect-friendly, but I draw the line at sharing my cream cake with wasps."

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