Gizmo Collector Gifts

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Invest in technology."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Early cyborg.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

ZOO

'New Game'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Teddy and friends.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.