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Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Early cyborg.

"Invest in technology."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

ZOO

'New Game'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Teddy and friends.

"Careful! He knows computers."