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'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Barbecue

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

Reporters growing on a tree.

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Do you look in the mirror after you wash?'

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

look dear... I bought two farmers

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

"I know we want our garden to be insect-friendly, but I draw the line at sharing my cream cake with wasps."

Fake Cartoon

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'