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"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

A moth with a palm pilot.

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

"Invest in technology."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'New Game'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Boombox

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Old and new technologies

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Geeks and their dogs.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Swiss Army Stove.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'