Scientific Gatherer T-Shirts

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Rose Toast

Barbecue

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Grocery Shopping

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

We're having a dinner party.

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

The vegan hunter

Reporters growing on a tree.

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

Wine Hourglass

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

"I know we want our garden to be insect-friendly, but I draw the line at sharing my cream cake with wasps."

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

I'd rather be gathering (cavemen fighting mammoth)

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

'We only have red wine.'