Scientific Gatherer T-Shirts

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Rose Toast

Barbecue

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Grocery Shopping

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

The vegan hunter

Reporters growing on a tree.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

Wine Hourglass

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

"I know we want our garden to be insect-friendly, but I draw the line at sharing my cream cake with wasps."

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

I'd rather be gathering (cavemen fighting mammoth)

"Nobody knows everything but everybody knows something you don't know."

'We only have red wine.'

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."