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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

The vegan hunter

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Paleo-to-go

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'

'We only have red wine.'

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

'Here is a composite of our target consumer.'

'I couldn't find any mastodons, and besides, this is a big darn rabbit!'