Neo-hunter Gatherer Prints

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

It's kind of a cross between hunting and gathering --- I calling it "taxing."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

The vegan hunter

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

We're having a dinner party.

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

Paleo-to-go

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

'We only have red wine.'

'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'

'Here is a composite of our target consumer.'

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"