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'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Rose Toast

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

Paleo-to-go

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

Hunting Out of Season

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'