Hunter Gatherer Enthusiast Gifts

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Rose Toast

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

It's kind of a cross between hunting and gathering --- I calling it "taxing."

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

Paleo-to-go

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

Hunting Out of Season

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"