Hunter-gatherer Gifts

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

Paleo-to-go

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

Caveman draws a picture exaggerating his hunting prowess.

'We only have red wine.'

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

'I couldn't find any mastodons, and besides, this is a big darn rabbit!'