Hunter-gatherer Gifts

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

It's kind of a cross between hunting and gathering --- I calling it "taxing."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

We're having a dinner party.

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

Paleo-to-go

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

Caveman draws a picture exaggerating his hunting prowess.

'We only have red wine.'

History's first wake-up call.

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"