Hunter-gatherer Lifestyle Gifts

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

It's kind of a cross between hunting and gathering --- I calling it "taxing."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

Paleo-to-go

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

I'd rather be gathering (cavemen fighting mammoth)

History's first wake-up call.

Caveman draws a picture exaggerating his hunting prowess.

'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

Ha-ha, it's true! Hunters are from a faraway place, gatherers are from

'Come on out and bring your club -- they just took dinosaurs off the endangered species list!'

Caveman tattoos

It's not as sexy as hunting or gathering, but I'm the guy who makes sense of it all.

"I'd really like to retire and spend more time gathering."

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

'Keeping track of our hunting performance in this way will help us raise standards and increase efficiency!'