Hunter-gatherer Buff Gifts

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'You can drop all the hints you like, Jones. We're not buying you a computer.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Halloween Selfie

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

Monster Baseball

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Hysterically laughing monster.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Squeal like a pig!

"You never know what will catch on!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

They're so thoughtful

From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.

"I put the whole thing together with my mom’s health care statements – pretty scary, huh?"

"Little help here!"