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'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'You can drop all the hints you like, Jones. We're not buying you a computer.'

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'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

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'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

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"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Hysterically laughing monster.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"You never know what will catch on!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Squeal like a pig!

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.

"I put the whole thing together with my mom’s health care statements – pretty scary, huh?"

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"Little help here!"