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"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Hysterically laughing monster.

"And interestingly, while you're both morbid and obese, you're not quite morbidly obese."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"....and hold the garlic."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

The next damn Batman.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

A boast of ghosts

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!"

"Stop! He's my agent!"

Hairy Potter and friend..

"Lovely weather for it."

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

"Aaaaugh! There's a leek in the ship!"

"Could it be the one you're hiding from is you?"

'I need a spell to vanquish Harry Potter hype.'

"Under our health care plan, you get low premiums, a low deductible and a free, yearly probe."

'I don't care WHO started it!'

Achilles needs first aid.

' I thought I'd call my invention 'the Wheel' - What are you going to call yours?'

"Reason For Visit: 'world domination' - can you enlarge on that please?"