Monster Buff Pillows

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Hysterically laughing monster.

"And interestingly, while you're both morbid and obese, you're not quite morbidly obese."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"....and hold the garlic."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

The next damn Batman.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

A boast of ghosts

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

"Lovely weather for it."

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

"Stop! He's my agent!"

"Aaaaugh! There's a leek in the ship!"

'I don't care WHO started it!'

"Under our health care plan, you get low premiums, a low deductible and a free, yearly probe."

Achilles needs first aid.

"Lots of people will lose their jobs to robots, but I don't think they can ever replace us!"

' I thought I'd call my invention 'the Wheel' - What are you going to call yours?'

"Reason For Visit: 'world domination' - can you enlarge on that please?"

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

"All the cremating means fewer zombies."