Vampire Buff Pillows

"....and hold the garlic."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Edgar Allen Poe

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Knight Golfing

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Werewolves of London..."

Getting to Know You

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

The Family Joules: Part 22

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Missing You.

Apocalypse Research Center

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Monster Baseball

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Halloween Selfie

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Knights of the Square Table.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Atomic Bear: Part 26

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'