Villain Buff Pillows

'Oh him, that's mosquito man... he's annoying alright, but pretty harmless as far as super villains go.'

The Anti-Agent

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Edgar Allen Poe

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Werewolves of London..."

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

The Da Vinci Cod

The Philip Marlow family

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Halloween Selfie

"....and hold the garlic."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Milkin' Impossible

Monster Baseball

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

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