Chivalry Buff Pillows

'I'll have to go back to the shop for a sword.'

"You realize, of course, that a gentleman always serves himself last."

"You should have thought about that earlier."

I want to hold your hand

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Skiing.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Knight Golfing

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Missing You.

Car joust.

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Are you cold dear?"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Don Quixote

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Knights of the Square Table.

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"I am not afraid of you!"

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

'You won!'

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."