Chivalry Buff Pillows

'I'll have to go back to the shop for a sword.'

"You realize, of course, that a gentleman always serves himself last."

"You should have thought about that earlier."

I want to hold your hand

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Skiing.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Knight Golfing

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Car joust.

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Don Quixote

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

My Knight in shining Armour.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Are you cold dear?"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Knights of the Square Table.

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'You won!'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Knight