Civics Buff Pillows

Unity!

Trump goes to school

'Money, power, money, power -- it's a vicious circle.'

'Why does each state have two senators?'

Humpty Dumpty

"Our classroom expansion plans are now in the hands of a higher power...the referendum voters."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Moulting"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

I want to hold your hand

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'