Chivalry Days Buff Pillows

The Monster (Legend of Croquemitaine).

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Car joust.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Don Quixote

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Are you cold dear?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

My Knight in shining Armour.

I want to hold your hand

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'You won!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

The world watches in horror as Trump and Putin collude.

Chivalrous Snowman

Knight

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

Lancelot put to the Test.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

The shakedown escalates.