Chivalry Days Buff Gifts

The Monster (Legend of Croquemitaine).

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Car joust.

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Are you cold dear?"

Don Quixote

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Mitt Romney: Double Guantánamo

I want to hold your hand

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'You won!'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

The world watches in horror as Trump and Putin collude.

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

Chivalrous Snowman

Knight

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Lancelot put to the Test.

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"