Chivalry Champions Gifts

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Missing You.

Car joust.

Coronavirus Windmills

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Don Quixote

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Are you cold dear?"

I want to hold your hand

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'You won!'

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Chivalrous Snowman

Knight

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

Lancelot put to the Test.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"