Chivalry Champions Gifts

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Missing You.

Car joust.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Are you cold dear?"

Don Quixote

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

My Knight in shining Armour.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

I want to hold your hand

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'You won!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Chivalrous Snowman

Knight

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

Lancelot put to the Test.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.