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'Oh him, that's mosquito man... he's annoying alright, but pretty harmless as far as super villains go.'

The Anti-Agent

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Edgar Allen Poe

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"Werewolves of London..."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

That's What Happens

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

The Da Vinci Cod

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

The Family Joules: Part 22

The Philip Marlow family

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

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Milkin' Impossible

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

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Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"