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A boast of ghosts

'If you can read this you are about to be abducted'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

The Anti-Agent

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Edgar Allen Poe

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Knight Golfing

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Werewolves of London..."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Missing You.

The Da Vinci Cod

The Philip Marlow family

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Monster Baseball

Halloween Selfie

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'