Battle Buff Pillows

'-er,couldn't we just shake on it,Horatio?'

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'It was a good battle, but not a great one.'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Friends.

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

Light Artillery

"Lovely weather for it."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Super pets.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

That's What Happens

Alternative fielding positions

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Tic-tac-toe

' A new idea '

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"But I use all of them!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Hysterically laughing monster.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"At last, a low-level panel!"

Surge Plans.

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'