Battlefield Buff Pillows

"What do you think the delivery time is on a drone pizza?"

Two Men In A Tank.

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

That's What Happens

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Military style hedgehog

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Filling the Missile Gap

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Especially modified you say..."

Presenter Auditions.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"But I use all of them!"

COWMIKAZES

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

The USA...

'Chili again?'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.