Battlefield Buffs Pillows

'... Now this releases me from any liability. And this form ...' 'Fred's legal experiences in civilian life interfered with his work in a war zone.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

That's What Happens

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Filling the Missile Gap

Military style hedgehog

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"But I use all of them!"

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Especially modified you say..."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Chili again?'

"FORE!"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

US fears missile competition.

US aid to Ukraine

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

Sub Editor

Birds on the wing

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."