Army Buff Pillows

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Sympathy

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Filling the Missile Gap

Military style hedgehog

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"Especially modified you say..."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"But I use all of them!"

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Chili again?'

"FORE!"

US aid to Ukraine

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Birds on the wing

Sub Editor

US fears missile competition.

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Vladimir Putin

'I had a good day. Raised everybody's blood pressure.'