Military Buff Pillows

Now I cannot overstress the importance of order here!

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"Deploy countermeasures, for crying out loud! Oy, you're just like your father but lazier."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

Grasshopper Boot Camp: 'When I say 'jump' you jump!'

'I never should have left the circus.'

Valet Parking.

"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

'I'm sure it's not missing, it's probably right in front of us.'

'Female recruitment must be down.'

'Hold your fire! He's just flossing!'

"The men are excited about getting to shoot a lawyer."

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"He must have forgotten something."

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Vladimir Putin

'It's our new stealth model drone, sir.'

'You'll recieve anger management training where you'll be taught to kill in an aloof,professional way.'

"Are we there yet?"

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'Chili again?'

'Unit D to Base: Picnic in sector 7G, I repeat, Picnic in sector 7G... Send reinforcements...'

Seccombe

Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher! Unzip that fly and get some soup stains on that cardigan...'

'His experience as a paratrooper in the army was good training for feeding cattle. Both take lots of guts.'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'I ran away from the circus to join the army.'

"So then I said, 'Senator, 1.2 megaton nuclear-tipped warheads don't kill people. People kill people.'"

Marine Corps Bar Exam.

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

'Was it something I said?'