Military Buff In Suits Pillows

'Field Marshall chairman, if you don't mind.'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Military style hedgehog

Filling the Missile Gap

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Especially modified you say..."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

The Drone

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Chili again?'

The USA...

American Bombs

US aid to Ukraine

"FORE!"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Birds on the wing

Sub Editor

US fears missile competition.

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."