Military Buff In Suits Mugs

'Field Marshall chairman, if you don't mind.'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Military style hedgehog

Filling the Missile Gap

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

The Drone

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Especially modified you say..."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Chili again?'

The USA...

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

US fears missile competition.

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

"FORE!"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Birds on the wing

American Bombs

US aid to Ukraine

Sub Editor

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."