Military Strategy Buff Pillows

The USA...

Kim Jong Un rocket test fails.

"...and find out what happened to my sandwich!"

'Ballistic missile test successful! Private, what was the point of impact?' 'Duh, to make the missile explode?'

The Jumping Tank

Nato Peace

'...And with this shot begins a whole new glorious chapter in our country's long history of military aggression, exploitation, dominance, and overkill.'

Experts say it's LONG-range with a SHORT-fuse!

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'Hey, look at this! I've just hacked into the Pentagon's website!'

'It's for close tank combat.'

Tank Donations to Ukraine

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple

Anniversary of Capture of Gibraltar

American Bombs

"Let's not waste missiles on cities not important enough to have a professional sports franchise."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Alternative fielding positions

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

' A new idea '

Tic-tac-toe

Military style hedgehog

Filling the Missile Gap

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'