Blood Buff Pillows

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Werewolves of London..."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Gene Therapy

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"....and hold the garlic."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Hysterically laughing monster.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"It's really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling."

The Pride of Frankenstein

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'I never forget a face.'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'