Blood Buff Pillows

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Werewolves of London..."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Gene Therapy

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"....and hold the garlic."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Hysterically laughing monster.

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

NBS Programming Department. Who have we got to interview Michael Jackson? We've got it narrowed down to Stephen King or Leonard Nimoy.

The Pride of Frankenstein

"It's really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling."

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

Interview with a Vampire.

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'I never forget a face.'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."