Blood Work Buff Pillows

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Gene Therapy

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"....and hold the garlic."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Hysterically laughing monster.

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Zika Mosquitos

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Bad news, your blood group has been discontinued.'

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

"Lovely weather for it."

Gym. Stay young through diet and exercise. I find it much easier to just lie about my age.

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Dry Blood Humor