Blood Group Buff Pillows

'Bad news, your blood group has been discontinued.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

Dry Blood Humor

"Lovely weather for it."

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

'Your genes got you into this, but frankly I don't know if they can get you out of it.'

'You say you always give 110% effort-an odd answer for a job as a statistician. . .'

'It's okay, John. Everyone's entire life fits on a microchip.'

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

'I don't care WHO started it!'

Dr. Acula

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

' and what blood group are you ?. Don't tell me , let me guess....'.

Unknown to the rest of the world, members of the scientific community have been making their own babies to order for quite some time now.

"That was the last of the O-negative."

George and the Dragon.

Falls at work.