Blood Sport Buff Pillows

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Golfing Boss

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Will that be coach?'

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Can I see your license,please?'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Arch of Triumph Save

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Bad news, your blood group has been discontinued.'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

'What's he on?'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"I have bad knees."

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

Influences.

End of career sale.