Balance Buff Pillows

'Your head weighs 26 pounds, same as your feet.'

Falls at work.

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Happy Birthday

Scales

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Hysterically laughing monster.

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

Tariff Adjustment

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Physics toy.

'China's on the phone, Mr. President -- they say you're overdrawn.'

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Monkey casino study.

"It's a plant based solution."

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"Lovely weather for it."

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."