Bloodsucker Buff Pillows

'These days you can't trust the blood back there. Too much toxins. You got to get out here buddy! This where the good, organic stuff is.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Joan Hickson

"Werewolves of London..."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Surreal ale

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"....and hold the garlic."

Monster Baseball

'You've had enough.'

Halloween Selfie

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

Flying in Formation.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Wine of the Day Club

Hysterically laughing monster.