Bloodsucker Buff Gifts

'These days you can't trust the blood back there. Too much toxins. You got to get out here buddy! This where the good, organic stuff is.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Joan Hickson

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Werewolves of London..."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

The Family Joules: Part 22

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Surreal ale

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Halloween Selfie

'You've had enough.'

"....and hold the garlic."

Monster Baseball

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Hysterically laughing monster.

Flying in Formation.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

Atomic Bear: Part 5

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Wine of the Day Club

Atomic Bear: Part 26