Supernatural Buff Gifts

The Wolfblitzerman

"You never know what will catch on!"

'To be frank, Mr Devil, this is an unfriendly takeover.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Devil hitchhiker.

'I think I'm possessed! I've been laying deviled eggs.'

'Sorry, can't talk, everything's up in the air!' Poltergeist society

"This is just a wake-up call, right? Like in the movies, right?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Edgar Allen Poe

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Knight Golfing

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Werewolves of London..."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

The Family Joules: Part 22

Missing You.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Halloween Selfie

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Monster Baseball

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Knights of the Square Table.

Atomic Bear: Part 5

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Atomic Bear: Part 26