Supernatural Buffs Gifts

"Sorry I backed into you. I didn't see you in my mirrors."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The devil you know and his plus one

"Werewolves of London..."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

The Family Joules: Part 22

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Ghost puddle

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Route 666

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Date Night

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Redlaw and the Phantom