Supernatural Geek Gifts

"Daylight Savings Time, you idiot!"

"Well, it's a full moon somewhere!"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Physician tending a mummy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

The devil you know and his plus one

The Adventures of God

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

Zombies.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

Quantum Psychic

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"It's just a tree."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.