Supernatural Geek Gifts

"Daylight Savings Time, you idiot!"

"Well, it's a full moon somewhere!"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Physician tending a mummy.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

Ghost School.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The Adventures of God

Zombies.

He looks so natural lying there...

The devil you know and his plus one

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

Quantum Psychic

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's just a tree."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Get a tomb!"