Bloodhound Buff Pillows

'I would like you to please not tell people I'm a stalker!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Be creative...!"

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Apocalypse Research Center

Get on with it!

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

The Coffee Tattoo

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Matador.

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Doggie Bowl Drill

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

A centi-stampede.

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Spider Clown.

Dog