Bloodhound Buff Prints

'I would like you to please not tell people I'm a stalker!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Be creative...!"

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Get on with it!

Apocalypse Research Center

'You've had enough.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"You never know what will catch on!"

The Coffee Tattoo

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

A centi-stampede.

Doggie Bowl Drill

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Matador.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Spider Clown.

"Is that a new watch?"