Bullfight Buff Prints

Matador.

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

Corrida with snail

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"You're afraid of what?"

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"I keep seeing red flags."

Bull Treadmill

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

"You had me at ole."

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

'Finder's, keepers.'

Grow up Dudley!

"Lovely weather for it."

Bull with gun

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

Dog

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

"This time, she went too far."